I allege malfeasance to the plague
Of the Polarized States of America,
And from the rhetoric from which it spreads,
Our nation,
Under such fraud,
Imperils our
Liberty and Justice for All.

So many of my friends have told me that they have had it up to here with the left/right fight that has produced NOTHING in a long time.  So have I.  Maybe this rewritten version of our pledge can be of some use to get that message across.

‘Nuff said for today.