The Big Lie


That is the most creative idea I’ve ever heard.

It is so fully thought out!

I can’t imagine what it took to come up

With such a fully developed idea

Complete with purpose and goal

And absolutely crystal clear direction!

It takes a minimum of material and offers the highest

Profit margin!


This idea will stimulate all.

It will bring new levels of possibility to our existence.

It eclipses the invention of the wheel

Nay …. the use of FIRE!


I am so thoroughly impressed.

I clearly am amazed.


No wonder you deserve to be called